obviously i was with you, right
and the boys were rehearsing for the concert they had that night
i had no f ucking idea where though
u and me went out to the stage
and i laid out my laptop
and we lay down on the floor on our stomachs
and we started watching django unchained omfg
and then the boys were just there
and then this girl appears omfg
she looked like a taller version of danielle gaston
and then i say: who the f uck is she
aly: max u just said that really loud
max: ... i know
liam laughs omfg and he said: she's our opening act
my lips become really pursed at this point and u start laughing like a mad man
and u say
aly: youre kidding, right
then the girl just says: here let me sing for you
and omfg this gir
this f ucking girl
was hanging on to harry like
a f ucking gecko
nd harry being the angel that he is pretended to be nice to her and everything
like it actually looked like he liked her
the girl finally lets go of harry
and goes up to the mic
and slings her guitar over her shoulder
and starts singing horrible
(kind of like 5sos when they sing jasey rae god damn just thinking about it is making my ears bleed)
and then omfg
we just tune her out and go back to the movie
and harry comes to lie down w us right, like he lies down next to me
then i sat up bc uncomfortable and he sat up too
and then aly
he BURIED HIS HEAD IN MY NECK
like f uck it felt so good and real and i could feel his curls tickling my cheek
and guh he was just breathing against my collarbone and just i wanted to die right then and there
like his forehead was on the crook of my neck
like idek what he was doing maybe that was just his way of saying hi
so anyway he looks up and says what are you girls watching
aly: django unchained u should watch with us
so he just sits there next to me and wraps his arm around my shoulder right
(reminder how we're not together yet, just friends)
and then i poke his stomach and say "sigh, i miss your chub"
and he says: what, im still chubby what are you talking about
(at this point niall comes along and sits beside u omfg baby)
and then f ucking danielle gaston keeps singing like a dying boar
and then she says: harry dear, what do you think
and then harry lies down again (on his back) and just rubs his eyes w his hands and he grunts
and then omfg aly i lie down on his stomach
and then i pull a bit of his shirt up and touch his rock-hard abs and say: harry, f uck you. this is rock-hard
harry: what are you talking about
niall: have you been using the ab-master supreme again, harry
harry: what did i do to deserve such an accusation
max: well your abs are rock-hard harry that can't occur naturally now can it
then harry moves his head up so it's like he's doing partial sit-ups wow what a showoff a sshole
harry: okay so i work out every once in a while so what
aly: shhhh django unchained shhhh
but i wasn't exactly saying it to harry i was chanting it to danielle gaston's general direction because i'm ruthless
niall scoots nearer beside me and then he whispers "i'm not the only one who thinks she's rather horrible at singing right"
then i shoot him a "ya think?" look at then you adjust your head on harry's stomach so that you were staring at the ceiling then you said in a quiet voice "you've got to get yourself someone who can actually sing for your opening act"
(danielle gaston was still at it)
then you sit back up and scoot beside me because django unchained
bUT HARRY SAT UP, SPREAD HIS LEGS, PULLED YOU FROM BEHIND, RESTED HIS CHIN ON YOUR SHOULDER, AND SAID, "HEY WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" IN THIS REALLY HUSKY MORNING VOICE (IT WASN'T EVEN MORNING WTF) THEN HE FRICKING GIGGLED (GIGGLED GODDAMMIT GIGGLED) BUT ONLY YOU HEARD IT THEN HE JUST. BURIES. HIS. HEAD. BETWEEN. YOUR. NECK. AND. HEAD.
and then i pounded niall's back (i'm sorry it's a real habit of mine when i'm excited or find something cute) and started kicking the air
then niall makes this strangled yelp bc im unknowingly choking him why my deadweight on his back
*with my dead weight on his back
then the gaston girl stops singing and looks at us
bc unintelligible sounds produced by highly-intelligent looking human beings in which 2/4 are superstars
and then in a sickeningly sweet voice she said "harry how was that? did you like it?"
then harry (who still had his arms wrapped around you) said "huh what? what was that?"
then i hopped off niall's back (bless his irish red cheeks) and sat beside him and pretended i was watching django
then you awkwardly pried harry's arms around you (but you didn't want to bc wow what an amazing feeling) then you sat beside me bc django
danielle: i asked you if you liked my singing?
harry: oh um yeah totally that was very um good
danielle: *confused expression on her face* good?
niall: yeah good why?
danielle: i sang my heart out FOR YOU and that's all you have to say?
aly: *whispers so only max and niall can hear* whoa there a sswipe
harry: um to be honest--
danielle: that wasn't just GOOD that was BLOODY BRILLIANT
niall: now listen here miss um--
max: *whispers to aly* they don't even know her name
aly: *whispers to max* i'm laughing so hard at this omg
harry: we're just saying that um your performance is good but there's room for improvement and we think you could--
niall: improve more yeah
harry: yeah um there's always room for improvement
aly: *whispers* unless you're you which in your case--
max: i'm pretty f ucking sure you have a whole COUNTRY's worth of room to improve on miss whatsyourlastname because let's be real you sounded like a goat being r aped
then hARRY F UCKING HARRY LAUGHED HIS REALLY F UCKING WEIRD-A SS PHANTOM CROAKY LAUGH OMFG
iall and i were howling in laughter omg i'm sorry but i kicked ur laptop
then daniellegaston!girl's mouth hung open and she was mumbling "how dare you" then "harry do something!"
then harry was like "sorry babe but i think you need to leave :) :) "
then she was all doe eyes and harry added "oh i mean leave to the dressing room we'll talk about your um less-than-alright performance there. professionally. without these little mingers to commentate"
then he shot max a dirty look but he was smirking damn sexayyy
niall didnt even flinch he just kept on laughing at her face omg bless
then daniellegaston!girl stomped backstage and there were snorting and chortling sounds omg
harry: max what did you do that for ???
max: oh don't even start with me harry you laughed first
niall: i (breathes) did (breathes) you (breathe) see (breathes) her (breathes) face (breathes) jesus
aly: (too busy laughing to even breathe so help me god)
then you c r a w l e d towards him and idk he sorta knew what you were gonna do so he spread his legs again and you just
harry: what am i gonna do without you?
max: i don't know you'll probably be bumpin' it up with goat r ape voice girl over there
harry: you're so mean
max: why thank you i try my best
his chin grazes your shoulder
and you just
feel his lips on ur shoulder